好玩有趣英语笑话精选一封遗嘱(中英)oneday

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好玩有趣英语笑话精选

一封遗嘱(中英)

one day a very sick old man calls his doctor, his lawyer, and his CPA to his deathbed:

一位得了重病的老人把他的医生、律师和会计师叫到了自己的病床前。

old man: "I am giving you each an envelope containing $100, 000 cash, my life savings. When I die, I want to take it all with me. As the three people I most trust, I want you to be the last three to file by my coffin at the funeral, each placing the money in the coffin.

老人说:我会给你们每人一个装有io万美元现金的信封,这是我一生的积蓄,在我死后,我想随身带走,你们是我最值得信赖的人,所以在我的葬礼上,请你们排在走过我棺材队伍的最后,然后把钱放进我的棺材里。

Several days later the old man dies. The doctor, lawyer, and CPA file by the coffin, each placing an envelope, and the man is buried. Some weeks later, the three meet at the golf course. The doctor calls the other two aside.

几天后老人去世了,医生、律师和会计师排队走过棺材,每个人都往棺材里放了一个信封,老人被埋葬了。几个星期后,三个人在高尔夫球课上碰见了。

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Doctor: "I have an admission to make. I needed X30, 000 to pay for a new Mercedes, so I took what I needed out of the envelope, and I feel terrible about it!”

医生对旁边的两个人说:“我要坦白一件事,因为我需要花30000美元买一辆新的奔驰车,所以,我从信封中拿走了我急需用的钱,我现在感到很不安。”

CPA:"I also feel terrible. I needed $70,000 to pay for a new yacht,so I also took what I needed from the envelope.”

会计师说:“我也感到不安英文笑话段子,因为我需要70000美元来买一艘新的小快艇,所以我也从信封拿了我要用的钱。”

Lawyer: "You two should be ashamed of yourselves, I’ll have you know that I put a check for the entire $100,000 in the coffin.”

律师:“你们真应该对自己的所作所为感到惭愧英文笑话段子,我要告诉你们,我可是将整整10万美元的账单放进了棺材里。”

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我解雇秘书的原因(中英)

One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:

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一个男士在向另外一个男士解释他为什么解雇了自己的秘书。

"Two Weeks ago,” I said, "was my forty一fifth birthday and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into the kitchen for breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say ` Happy Birthday' and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say ‘Good Morning' let alone say ‘Happy Birthday’.”

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